omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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