I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Dignity is for republicans.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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