I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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