Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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