ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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