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  • I wanna know why the person was driving with a (pink) dildo in his or her own mouth? And how was this 'fucking epic?' Sounds retarded in my opinion, but not gonna lie, if it were true, I would love to hear this effin' story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:33am
  • I'm all for good grammar, but it's not a class. We're on a tfln site, so let it be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:51am
  • Fake as paris hiltons rubber vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:16am
  • I got something else for your mouth when your driving

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:13am
  • Speechless. Classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:41am
  • Omg you got me thinking bout failblog

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:18am
  • Thank you, op. You realize you're killing the awesome word 'epic'. Please use the word 'epic' for a more awesome, REAL moment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:16am
  • 11:02, read it again. Unless you belong to a retard, which you might, it's you're. You are a fucking retard not your. Douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:37am
  • Epic sucks, fail is ultra fahggy as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:17pm
  • No fucking fail for using the word epic. Idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:45am
  • Stop saying EPIC!!!!!! You sound like a giant tool. !!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:36pm
  • epic is a stupid word and all you tools overuse it. knock it off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:23am
  • SHUT UP YOU GRAMMAR POLICING CUNTS. If people want to sound like dumb fucks, let them. God damn who cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:06pm
  • in no way is hitting a parked car "epic." fuckin turbo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:53am
  • Stop calling things epic just couse ur redneck father fucking life is so boring that hitting a parked car like an asshole make u feel good, its not epic ur just a fucking retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:07am
  • Because any other colour would be much less awkward...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:53am
  • It was in your pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:58pm
  • thank you 2:08, i was about to say that same thing!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:21pm
  • I cant believe how fake this is with a pink dildo in my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:18am
  • so you're saying you were driving around with a dildo in your mouth? fucking retard, be funnier and more realistic next time you post a fake text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:04pm
  • I don't understand when it would ever be pleasurable to have a plastic dildo in your mouth unless you like the way you taste. if you like something in your mouth while driving i have something for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:30pm
  • FAKE ASS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:04am
  • Maybe you can do better with my cock in your mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:34pm
  • FAKE TEXT The amount of fakes on here is rather annoying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:36pm
  • I wish people didn't make things up for this site. There is literally no reason something like this would happen. Why would you drive and have a dildo in you mouth? That's just fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:34pm
  • Correction, the first ur=your and the second ur=you're.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:08pm
  • How does one hit a car with a pink dildo ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:37pm
  • Actually 10:17, ur is in place of you're not your. They are two different words. Maybe you are the douche who needs an English lesson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:30am
  • Jerry, you get that thing the Hell away from me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:22pm
  • If you're a guy, you're a wackjob! If you're a girl, you're ambitious (keep up the good work).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:53am
  • don't you hate it when that happens?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:49pm
  • dildos- vag or ass not mouth

    Submitted by anonymousss69 on May 29, 10 at 3:46am
  • I don't understand why this would ever happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:05am
  • ummm how does this happen? lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:36pm
  • One thinks that you and I have very different ideas of what the word 'epic' means. Ghastly person. -- Rich Bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:13am
  • There we go again.... "epic fail". That is not insulting, die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:24am
  • This website is an epic fail. Ur all losers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:52am
  • Actually 11:37 and 10:30, it is your. You're means "you are". Your means belonging to you. Idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:59pm
  • Once, I went to the store! They had old looking throwback Mt Dew cans!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:29am
  • in soviet russia word epic uses you...roll tide

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:25am
  • honstly... no one gives two flying fucks if the post is fake! SO SHUT THE HELL UP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:35am
  • why the FUCK would you have a fucking dildo in your mouth? stupid bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:34am