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  • 73 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:33am

    I wanna know why the person was driving with a (pink) dildo in his or her own mouth? And how was this 'fucking epic?' Sounds retarded in my opinion, but not gonna lie, if it were true, I would love to hear this effin' story.

  • 67 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:53am

    Because any other colour would be much less awkward...

  • 61 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:51am

    I'm all for good grammar, but it's not a class. We're on a tfln site, so let it be.

  • 59 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:23am

    epic is a stupid word and all you tools overuse it. knock it off.

  • 60 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:45am

    No fucking fail for using the word epic. Idiot

  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:16am

    Fake as paris hiltons rubber vagina

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:41am

    Speechless. Classic.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:13am

    I got something else for your mouth when your driving

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:30pm

    I don't understand when it would ever be pleasurable to have a plastic dildo in your mouth unless you like the way you taste. if you like something in your mouth while driving i have something for you.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:06pm

    SHUT UP YOU GRAMMAR POLICING CUNTS. If people want to sound like dumb fucks, let them. God damn who cares.

  • 51 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:16am

    Thank you, op. You realize you're killing the awesome word 'epic'. Please use the word 'epic' for a more awesome, REAL moment.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:37am

    11:02, read it again. Unless you belong to a retard, which you might, it's you're. You are a fucking retard not your. Douchebag.

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:07am

    Stop calling things epic just couse ur redneck father fucking life is so boring that hitting a parked car like an asshole make u feel good, its not epic ur just a fucking retard

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:18am

    I cant believe how fake this is with a pink dildo in my mouth

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:22pm

    Jerry, you get that thing the Hell away from me.

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:36pm

    Stop saying EPIC!!!!!! You sound like a giant tool. !!!!!!!!!!

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:36pm

    FAKE TEXT The amount of fakes on here is rather annoying

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:53am

    in no way is hitting a parked car "epic." fuckin turbo

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:17pm

    Epic sucks, fail is ultra fahggy as well

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:18am

    Omg you got me thinking bout failblog

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:52am

    This website is an epic fail. Ur all losers.

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:35am

    honstly... no one gives two flying fucks if the post is fake! SO SHUT THE HELL UP

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:04am

    FAKE ASS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:21pm

    thank you 2:08, i was about to say that same thing!!!

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:34pm

    Maybe you can do better with my cock in your mouth.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:04pm

    so you're saying you were driving around with a dildo in your mouth? fucking retard, be funnier and more realistic next time you post a fake text

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:34pm

    I wish people didn't make things up for this site. There is literally no reason something like this would happen. Why would you drive and have a dildo in you mouth? That's just fucking stupid.

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:29am

    Once, I went to the store! They had old looking throwback Mt Dew cans!!!

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:58pm

    It was in your pussy

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:24am

    There we go again.... "epic fail". That is not insulting, die.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:30am

    Actually 10:17, ur is in place of you're not your. They are two different words. Maybe you are the douche who needs an English lesson.

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:53am

    If you're a guy, you're a wackjob! If you're a girl, you're ambitious (keep up the good work).

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:08pm

    Correction, the first ur=your and the second ur=you're.

  • 38 37
    Submitted by anonymousss69 on May 29, 10 at 3:46am

    dildos- vag or ass not mouth

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:05am

    I don't understand why this would ever happen.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:13am

    One thinks that you and I have very different ideas of what the word 'epic' means. Ghastly person. -- Rich Bitch

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:36pm

    ummm how does this happen? lmao

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:49pm

    don't you hate it when that happens?

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:25am

    in soviet russia word epic uses you...roll tide

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:59pm

    Actually 11:37 and 10:30, it is your. You're means "you are". Your means belonging to you. Idiots.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:34am

    why the FUCK would you have a fucking dildo in your mouth? stupid bitch

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:37pm

    How does one hit a car with a pink dildo ?