i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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I wanna know why the person was driving with a (pink) dildo in his or her own mouth? And how was this 'fucking epic?' Sounds retarded in my opinion, but not gonna lie, if it were true, I would love to hear this effin' story.
I'm all for good grammar, but it's not a class. We're on a tfln site, so let it be.
Fake as paris hiltons rubber vagina
I got something else for your mouth when your driving
Thank you, op. You realize you're killing the awesome word 'epic'. Please use the word 'epic' for a more awesome, REAL moment.
Omg you got me thinking bout failblog
11:02, read it again. Unless you belong to a retard, which you might, it's you're. You are a fucking retard not your. Douchebag.
Epic sucks, fail is ultra fahggy as well
Stop saying EPIC!!!!!! You sound like a giant tool. !!!!!!!!!!
No fucking fail for using the word epic. Idiot
SHUT UP YOU GRAMMAR POLICING CUNTS. If people want to sound like dumb fucks, let them. God damn who cares.
epic is a stupid word and all you tools overuse it. knock it off.
in no way is hitting a parked car "epic." fuckin turbo
FAKE ASS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was in your pussy
thank you 2:08, i was about to say that same thing!!!
Stop calling things epic just couse ur redneck father fucking life is so boring that hitting a parked car like an asshole make u feel good, its not epic ur just a fucking retard
I cant believe how fake this is with a pink dildo in my mouth
Because any other colour would be much less awkward...
I don't understand when it would ever be pleasurable to have a plastic dildo in your mouth unless you like the way you taste. if you like something in your mouth while driving i have something for you.
Maybe you can do better with my cock in your mouth.
so you're saying you were driving around with a dildo in your mouth? fucking retard, be funnier and more realistic next time you post a fake text
The amount of fakes on here is rather annoying
I wish people didn't make things up for this site. There is literally no reason something like this would happen. Why would you drive and have a dildo in you mouth? That's just fucking stupid.
Correction, the first ur=your and the second ur=you're.
If you're a guy, you're a wackjob! If you're a girl, you're ambitious (keep up the good work).
Actually 10:17, ur is in place of you're not your. They are two different words. Maybe you are the douche who needs an English lesson.
How does one hit a car with a pink dildo ?
Jerry, you get that thing the Hell away from me.
don't you hate it when that happens?
I don't understand why this would ever happen.
ummm how does this happen? lmao
dildos- vag or ass not mouth
One thinks that you and I have very different ideas of what the word 'epic' means. Ghastly person.
-- Rich Bitch
There we go again.... "epic fail". That is not insulting, die.
This website is an epic fail. Ur all losers.
Actually 11:37 and 10:30, it is your. You're means "you are". Your means belonging to you. Idiots.
Once, I went to the store! They had old looking throwback Mt Dew cans!!!
in soviet russia word epic uses you...roll tide
honstly... no one gives two flying fucks if the post is fake! SO SHUT THE HELL UP
why the FUCK would you have a fucking dildo in your mouth?