By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
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Wow, you're sexting her and she's eating spaghetti... obviously she found the noodle in front of her more interesting than your noodle. You need to spice it up.
Who the f*ck cares?
This reminds me of the Ben Kweller song...
Ahhh *that* explains that mysterious "sauce all over my face whilst I suck your noodle" moment
Just means YOUR noodle wasn't doing the trick.
But was she licking the meatballs?