When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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