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Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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