When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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