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  • Submitted by W_T_F on Dec 16, 11 at 12:34pm

    It's all fun and games until somebody's ass starts leaking...

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    Submitted by MeOlly on Dec 16, 11 at 11:29am

    i think its time to change your lifestyle

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Dec 16, 11 at 11:51am

    I don't want to know what you're doing, but I'd stop it if I were you!

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    Submitted by Ritard on Dec 16, 11 at 1:46pm

    I know you never lose your keys this way...but enough is enough

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    Submitted by wefoundlove on Dec 16, 11 at 1:10pm

    And another legit reason not to get it in the ass. Noted.

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    Submitted by porksword on Dec 16, 11 at 1:09pm

    If you live on the coast my guess is that you blew a seal.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 16, 11 at 1:36pm

    doctors nice way of saying your getting pegged too much

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    Submitted by djskillzmusic on Dec 16, 11 at 11:53am

    Maybe ya just not cut out for the adult industry.. No @nal for u

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 17, 11 at 3:28am

    Stop eating those "diet" chips made with olestra.

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    Submitted by mmmmbop on Dec 16, 11 at 1:32pm

    sorry for your luck Steve o

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    Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Dec 16, 11 at 11:25am

    Im guessing it's a guy......

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    Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 16, 11 at 11:31am

    Naw... Just wear a bigger plug.

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Dec 16, 11 at 8:13pm

    Goatse?

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    Submitted by hogfish on Nov 9, 12 at 9:38pm

    You blow one seal, you can't ever get the taste out of your mouth

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    Submitted by hogfish on Jan 17, 13 at 9:39am

    Use more lube and practice clenching