sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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It does mix well but the Malibu has to be really cold and the sperm has to be at least 98.6 degrees. Mix and drink quickly. It's called the baby dodger.
No but sounds like sperm mixes well with you
False. You just gotta chug the Malibu.
Oj does too
I would believe not.
This is so fake and really stupid. Sounds like you are a big sllllluuuut.
Just throw up on the black guy
- Soviet Russian
In the Snatch or Down the Hatch....
I didn't think it was too bad of a combination. I'd take it over sperm and patron any day.
Something about dead sperm and Malibu floating around in my stomach just makes this sick. You got the shit end of the stick my friend.
Learn to take the sperm straight up
You're supposed to just swallow it. Not mix it in your drink
Joey? Is that you?
And this is why Baltimore has such high STD ears. Ahh it's scary I live here!
This doesn't even make any sense.
No but pineapple juice does
Wow... What road whore actually texts this to someone else???
Neither do chodes
So, is this how accidental babies are born?
Bleeehhh I hate Malibu