please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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