I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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