i just wanna soil my oats bro
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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