For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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Did someone pull on your ears too hard?
Yes because then there will be no marriage
Is this a work related injury or a recreational related injury?? If recreational, were you giving or receiving? Because obviously your fiancée wasn't involved and you didn't want him to find out..
Interesting question: Is OP on stage, making this a work-related injury, or in the audience?
Did someone forget that dry pole leads to distended labia...