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  • Did someone pull on your ears too hard?

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 28, 13 at 1:20pm
  • Yes because then there will be no marriage

    Submitted by scubasteve123 on Jan 28, 13 at 10:08pm
  • Is this a work related injury or a recreational related injury?? If recreational, were you giving or receiving? Because obviously your fiancĂ©e wasn't involved and you didn't want him to find out..

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jan 29, 13 at 4:46pm
  • Interesting question: Is OP on stage, making this a work-related injury, or in the audience?

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 28, 13 at 11:30pm
  • Did someone forget that dry pole leads to distended labia...

    Submitted by Micholder on Jan 29, 13 at 12:12am