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  • 82 79
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 28, 13 at 1:20pm

    Did someone pull on your ears too hard?

  • 79 76
    Submitted by scubasteve123 on Jan 28, 13 at 10:08pm

    Yes because then there will be no marriage

  • 71 65
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jan 29, 13 at 4:46pm

    Is this a work related injury or a recreational related injury?? If recreational, were you giving or receiving? Because obviously your fiancée wasn't involved and you didn't want him to find out..

  • 68 72
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 28, 13 at 11:30pm

    Interesting question: Is OP on stage, making this a work-related injury, or in the audience?

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Micholder on Jan 29, 13 at 12:12am

    Did someone forget that dry pole leads to distended labia...