Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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