Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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