Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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My dick is 50 nipples long.
Well, it's a little more publicly polite than using your dick as a form of measurement (plus, that'd probably be off by an inch or so anyways :p )
yeah, it's cold as tits outside
Is that metric?
Cold as a morning nipple!
They were measuring whipped cream, it's understandable.
I don't understand, is this supposed to be a girl nipple or a guy nipple? There different you know.
I'm not surprised this would come from here.I probably know you op because most of the people I know use nipples as units measurements. Haha.
I only use my nipples to measure the distance between my mothers teeth.
nasty and....I like it
Is that a unit of time? as in, how long it takes a nipple to get hard on a cold day?
Why not? You know that "a cunt hair" is just a fraction of an inch. How many hairs are in a nip?
She could be comparing them to pepperonis...
Nipples are different sizes so how does it work? It's like when they used to measure horses in "hands"
It is posibol but might take a wiel
my mouth is cup size C.
1 nipple = 1 silver dollar pancake
Said8, dude... You spend more time sucking off other people's posts more than anything else..
so...what? You wanna blow me now? I don't go slagging other posters, so, GFY
I do it referring to like my hair length.. Like I wasn't my hair to get past my nipples but it currently reaches half way down my nipples. Maybe something along those lines haha