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  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jan 9, 11 at 7:25pm

    My dick is 50 nipples long.

  • Submitted by taylortunetracy on Jan 9, 11 at 5:16pm

    Well, it's a little more publicly polite than using your dick as a form of measurement (plus, that'd probably be off by an inch or so anyways :p )

  • Submitted by ayooo on Jan 10, 11 at 12:01am

    yeah, it's cold as tits outside

  • Submitted by LoveDumpster on Jan 9, 11 at 7:01pm

    Is that metric?

  • Submitted by Kensaru on Jan 10, 11 at 1:08am

    They were measuring whipped cream, it's understandable.

  • Submitted by angorashi on Jan 10, 11 at 6:55pm

    Cold as a morning nipple!

  • Submitted by stantheman on Jan 9, 11 at 6:46pm

    I only use my nipples to measure the distance between my mothers teeth.

    • Submitted by said8ED on Jan 9, 11 at 7:41pm

      nasty and....I like it

  • Submitted by Alex_The_Man on Jan 9, 11 at 11:26pm

    I don't understand, is this supposed to be a girl nipple or a guy nipple? There different you know.

  • Submitted by singer4life666 on Jan 9, 11 at 9:29pm

    I'm not surprised this would come from here.I probably know you op because most of the people I know use nipples as units measurements. Haha.

  • Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 9, 11 at 8:27pm

    Is that a unit of time? as in, how long it takes a nipple to get hard on a cold day?

  • Submitted by hotlanta on Jan 9, 11 at 5:33pm

    She could be comparing them to pepperonis...

  • Submitted by ItsmeSpeedyG on Jan 10, 11 at 6:03am

    Why not? You know that "a cunt hair" is just a fraction of an inch. How many hairs are in a nip?

  • Submitted by Bluepen75 on Jan 10, 11 at 6:23pm

    Nipples are different sizes so how does it work? It's like when they used to measure horses in "hands"

  • Submitted by LuckyJester on Jan 10, 11 at 12:50am

    my mouth is cup size C.

  • Submitted by adah on Jan 9, 11 at 9:29pm

    It is posibol but might take a wiel

  • Submitted by gunsnroses1350 on Jan 10, 11 at 10:42am

    1 nipple = 1 silver dollar pancake

  • Submitted by Waterborne on Jan 9, 11 at 11:12pm

    Said8, dude... You spend more time sucking off other people's posts more than anything else..

    • Submitted by said8ED on Jan 9, 11 at 11:24pm

      so...what? You wanna blow me now? I don't go slagging other posters, so, GFY

  • Submitted by candy29 on Jan 11, 11 at 5:17pm

    I do it referring to like my hair length.. Like I wasn't my hair to get past my nipples but it currently reaches half way down my nipples. Maybe something along those lines haha