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  • My dick is 50 nipples long.

    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jan 9, 11 at 7:25pm
  • Well, it's a little more publicly polite than using your dick as a form of measurement (plus, that'd probably be off by an inch or so anyways :p )

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Jan 9, 11 at 5:16pm
  • Is that metric?

    Submitted by LoveDumpster on Jan 9, 11 at 7:01pm
  • yeah, it's cold as tits outside

    Submitted by ayooo on Jan 10, 11 at 12:01am
  • They were measuring whipped cream, it's understandable.

    Submitted by Kensaru on Jan 10, 11 at 1:08am
  • Cold as a morning nipple!

    Submitted by angorashi on Jan 10, 11 at 6:55pm
  • I only use my nipples to measure the distance between my mothers teeth.

    Submitted by stantheman on Jan 9, 11 at 6:46pm
  • I don't understand, is this supposed to be a girl nipple or a guy nipple? There different you know.

    Submitted by Alex_The_Man on Jan 9, 11 at 11:26pm
  • I'm not surprised this would come from here.I probably know you op because most of the people I know use nipples as units measurements. Haha.

    Submitted by singer4life666 on Jan 9, 11 at 9:29pm
  • Is that a unit of time? as in, how long it takes a nipple to get hard on a cold day?

    Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 9, 11 at 8:27pm
  • She could be comparing them to pepperonis...

    Submitted by hotlanta on Jan 9, 11 at 5:33pm
  • Why not? You know that "a cunt hair" is just a fraction of an inch. How many hairs are in a nip?

    Submitted by ItsmeSpeedyG on Jan 10, 11 at 6:03am
  • Nipples are different sizes so how does it work? It's like when they used to measure horses in "hands"

    Submitted by Bluepen75 on Jan 10, 11 at 6:23pm
  • It is posibol but might take a wiel

    Submitted by adah on Jan 9, 11 at 9:29pm
  • my mouth is cup size C.

    Submitted by LuckyJester on Jan 10, 11 at 12:50am
  • 1 nipple = 1 silver dollar pancake

    Submitted by gunsnroses1350 on Jan 10, 11 at 10:42am
  • Said8, dude... You spend more time sucking off other people's posts more than anything else..

    Submitted by Waterborne on Jan 9, 11 at 11:12pm
    • so...what? You wanna blow me now? I don't go slagging other posters, so, GFY

      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 9, 11 at 11:24pm
  • I do it referring to like my hair length.. Like I wasn't my hair to get past my nipples but it currently reaches half way down my nipples. Maybe something along those lines haha

    Submitted by candy29 on Jan 11, 11 at 5:17pm