Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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My dick is 50 nipples long.
Well, it's a little more publicly polite than using your dick as a form of measurement (plus, that'd probably be off by an inch or so anyways :p )
Is that metric?
yeah, it's cold as tits outside
They were measuring whipped cream, it's understandable.
Cold as a morning nipple!
I only use my nipples to measure the distance between my mothers teeth.
nasty and....I like it
I don't understand, is this supposed to be a girl nipple or a guy nipple? There different you know.
I'm not surprised this would come from here.I probably know you op because most of the people I know use nipples as units measurements. Haha.
Is that a unit of time? as in, how long it takes a nipple to get hard on a cold day?
She could be comparing them to pepperonis...
Why not? You know that "a cunt hair" is just a fraction of an inch. How many hairs are in a nip?
Nipples are different sizes so how does it work? It's like when they used to measure horses in "hands"
It is posibol but might take a wiel
my mouth is cup size C.
1 nipple = 1 silver dollar pancake
Said8, dude... You spend more time sucking off other people's posts more than anything else..
so...what? You wanna blow me now? I don't go slagging other posters, so, GFY
I do it referring to like my hair length.. Like I wasn't my hair to get past my nipples but it currently reaches half way down my nipples. Maybe something along those lines haha