you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
