She's JV to your varsity
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
she told me i tasted like america
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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