I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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