I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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