Its about making memories worth repressing
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Randomize
