Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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