Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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