he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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It's HIS bed. He's not leaving your ass there. He'll be back with condoms, and you owe him a thank you.
He's getting floor wax for your stairs.
I'm devastatingly disappointed in you porksword. this is just awful
It's a joke, it's supposed to be awful.
make it multiple stair cases just to be extra sure....
highly impractical, he'd have to wait several weeks to make that work in any way. She could fall off a cliff and still get pregnant from yesterday's sex
little wiggly bastards live a week
Doesn't matter. Still got it in.
WOW!!! What a guy you got there. But hey have to give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he went to get some condoms. Let's hope anyways!!!
Or plan b.
Looks like a rubber run.
no worries, its 307. the nearest store is an hour away
I'd fall asleep.
Of course he is, he just got caught in traffic...
plan B in the am would be equally effective....& wouldn't leave u hanging... someone should have gone home with a boy scout instead, lol
I hope he's coming back w rubbers, cause if that was me I'd just have to get the job done myself...lol
uh, just pull out....
That's how you got here
The quick get it out method didn't fail like the pill, condoms, diaphram, did. WIld and crazy but true. Staying fat worked best out of everything both because of the obvious and because many women are not fertle when bigger.