I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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