Pants 0. Shit 1.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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