and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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