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  • 11:51-- no one cares. shut up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:03am
  • Ahh me too. So handy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:20am
  • 12:48 - I think I love you On another note, that's a great talent. Now you can throw up without annoying the hell out of your friends/family/etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:56am
  • Well that all depends. If you're a girl, do you swallow? If you're a guy, how good are you at folding towels?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:22pm
  • mmm bulimia. double the taste zero the calories

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:50am
  • 4:11 - "vom" is well funny, shut up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:36am
  • 11:14 was that really necessary?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:39am
  • 3:48 he meant math class ya smartie :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:02am
  • Now if you can further develop your talent into controlling your gag reflex, THEN you'll border wedding material...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:59am
  • My friend threw up on a cops leg once but the cop didn't know because he's a quiet vomiter. Craziness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:10am
  • 1:50 nice cyanide reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:52am
  • I wish I had this talent. No I am not bulemic, yes I do have to harf when I get too drunk...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:29pm
  • As if we didnt know what trolling is you noob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:57pm
  • woohooo reppin' the 281! stay classy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:37am
  • did 1:25 say Bath class?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:48am
  • It's BULIMIC. Learn to spell. Didn't your middle school teachers teach you anything??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:48am
  • 281! Finally my area code

    Submitted by daaaank on May 24, 10 at 9:58pm
  • i once chugged a fishbowl long island on an empty stomach and a few minutes later refilled it in a crowded room... no one noticed, besides it came back up the same color. one girl even tried to take a drink... i sadly had to tell her to fuck off to keep my secret.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:36pm
  • 11.14 Lol some one has just earned themselves a one way ticket to hell..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:37am
  • hahah 10:59...next time im throwing up im going to try and shush myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:04am
  • i'm the same way. i've actually thrown up in a barf bag on an airplane and the person next to me never knew

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:54am
  • sounds like there's a bunch of silent-vomiter-haters on this website. don't listen to them. i pride myself on the ability as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:42am
  • Was the "it" at the end of "vomit" just too much to handle? Really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:11am
  • HAHAHAHA me too. once at a bar under the table (outside) told my friend i had to itch my foot....until it started running out from under the table. Thank god they didn't notice as i rushed us out of there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:26am
  • you guys realize that the only reason 11:14 said that was to get a bunch of responses... its called trolling haha. so just ignore it and move on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:11pm
  • If vomiting quietly is your most useful talent, then my dear, feel free to slit your wrists with a bread knife. It doesn't seem as though anyone will notice/care...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:25pm
  • 12:11 the pools closed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:45pm
  • Yeah if you're bulemic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Damnit i wish they had a trophy for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:46pm
  • I am so proud of my ability to throw up silently also! I could be next to someone doing it and they never notice!... haha this is a great talent but I don't think I will ever win a trophy or anything. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:37pm
  • haha wow. i wish i had this talent. me barfing = gross sounds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:25am
  • 12:57 Whatever, you're just embarrassed 'cause 12:11 called you on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:13pm
  • hahaha god damnit houston

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:51am
  • hahahaha im so proud of my city now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:01am
  • haha wow even going so far as to abbreviate vomit to 'vom'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:40am
  • I'm envious of your talent. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:18am
  • I have the same talent! In high school I sat in the back of my bath class, I guess I ate something bad for lunch and wasn't feeling well and just threw up and nobody knew. Plus it was the beginning of class so I just told my teacher that it was there already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:25am