I am puke
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We talked him into tasing himself.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
As shirtless as possible
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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