it was like having sex with a tree stump
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Sounds like he chode you a really terrible time.
What, short, thick and covered in bugs?
Gives 'woody' a whole new meaning.
Or maybe someone who just layed there and did nothing?
Rough, hard, and liable to rub you raw?
And the word of the day is: Chode
he was quite stumpy
That must have been terrible
So he has a penis with a diameter of about a foot and a half
Oh fuck frogman, you are my new best friend!! Score!!!
Hope your insurance covers that
@superhead, if it were up to me you would be super dead
Did you get a splinter?
arthurlux you made my day! Lmao
He had a woody?
Short and fat fills the gap
That's really sad because he had always "pined" for you.
Was it like fucking a tuna can?
I am terribly sorry , dearest . maybe have sex with ACTIVE people , hm ? (x
I fucked a chick that just like that!!! U could not hurt that bitch
Haha only in Vegas.
Haha only in vegas
God i streching chicks pussys.
Omg\nHouseOfWolvesx, I favorites this text just because I'm THAT obsessed with Fall out boy.\n\nJesus Christ I need a life -_-
I don't think I'd mind having sex with a stump. Well, Patrick Stump, that is..
You mean all rough and covered with moss and bugs?
I think it's choad. I could be wrong