it was like having sex with a tree stump
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Sounds like he chode you a really terrible time.
What, short, thick and covered in bugs?
Gives 'woody' a whole new meaning.
Or maybe someone who just layed there and did nothing?
Rough, hard, and liable to rub you raw?
And the word of the day is: Chode
So he has a penis with a diameter of about a foot and a half
he was quite stumpy
That must have been terrible
Oh fuck frogman, you are my new best friend!! Score!!!
Hope your insurance covers that
arthurlux you made my day! Lmao
@superhead, if it were up to me you would be super dead
Did you get a splinter?
Short and fat fills the gap
He had a woody?
I fucked a chick that just like that!!! U could not hurt that bitch
Was it like fucking a tuna can?
That's really sad because he had always "pined" for you.
Haha only in vegas
I am terribly sorry , dearest . maybe have sex with ACTIVE people , hm ? (x
Haha only in Vegas.
I don't think I'd mind having sex with a stump. Well, Patrick Stump, that is..
Omg\nHouseOfWolvesx, I favorites this text just because I'm THAT obsessed with Fall out boy.\n\nJesus Christ I need a life -_-
You mean all rough and covered with moss and bugs?
God i streching chicks pussys.
I think it's choad. I could be wrong