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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 19, 10 at 4:25pm

    Sounds like he chode you a really terrible time.

  • Submitted by Mondu on Jun 19, 10 at 4:05pm

    What, short, thick and covered in bugs?

  • Submitted by TheBadwolf on Jun 20, 10 at 1:30am

    Gives 'woody' a whole new meaning.

  • Submitted by jamieischaos on Jun 19, 10 at 4:37pm

    Or maybe someone who just layed there and did nothing?

  • Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 19, 10 at 4:10pm

    Rough, hard, and liable to rub you raw?

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    Submitted by mega_mojo on Jun 19, 10 at 4:22pm

    he was quite stumpy

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    Submitted by zwuang on Jun 20, 10 at 1:13am

    So he has a penis with a diameter of about a foot and a half

  • 74 58
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 19, 10 at 8:28pm

    That must have been terrible

  • 76 62
    Submitted by footballplayer on Jun 19, 10 at 8:05pm

    And the word of the day is: Chode

  • 66 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 10:57am

    Hope your insurance covers that

  • 71 69
    Submitted by ivylilianm on Jun 19, 10 at 5:11pm

    @superhead, if it were up to me you would be super dead

  • 66 62
    Submitted by stankpuss on Jun 19, 10 at 4:06pm

    Sounds awful

  • 60 51
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 20, 10 at 1:54pm

    Oh fuck frogman, you are my new best friend!! Score!!!

  • 65 62
    Submitted by frogman72 on Jun 20, 10 at 9:08am

    That's really sad because he had always "pined" for you.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by t_roweshima on Jun 19, 10 at 5:42pm

    Short and fat fills the gap

  • 60 56
    Submitted by motoxdad on Jun 20, 10 at 10:46pm

    I fucked a chick that just like that!!! U could not hurt that bitch

  • 64 66
    Submitted by AndLoveSaidNo on Jun 19, 10 at 6:01pm

    arthurlux you made my day! Lmao

  • 72 83
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jun 19, 10 at 4:10pm

    He had a woody?

  • 54 51
    Submitted by whoahanna on Jun 20, 10 at 3:33am

    Ohh, Vegas.

  • 65 73
    Submitted by mplax5 on Jun 19, 10 at 9:37pm

    Was it like fucking a tuna can?

  • 59 63
    Submitted by vegassss on Jun 19, 10 at 9:29pm

    Haha only in Vegas.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by IworkatUPS on Jun 23, 10 at 5:33pm

    Did you get a splinter?

  • 54 56
    Submitted by hunter989 on Jun 20, 10 at 11:54am

    Haha only in vegas

  • 56 62
    Submitted by blahblahxblah on Jun 19, 10 at 11:35pm

    I am terribly sorry , dearest . maybe have sex with ACTIVE people , hm ? (x

  • 47 49
    Submitted by isfreakinggreat on Jun 21, 10 at 3:20pm

    Chode!

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 5:10pm

    Juicy penis

  • 58 72
    Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Jun 20, 10 at 12:24am

    I don't think I'd mind having sex with a stump. Well, Patrick Stump, that is..

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 8:24am

    Fgtewsvh

  • 59 79
    Submitted by bustanut on Jun 20, 10 at 9:48am

    God i streching chicks pussys.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by FoBlover62 on Jun 20, 10 at 5:31pm

    Omg\nHouseOfWolvesx, I favorites this text just because I'm THAT obsessed with Fall out boy.\n\nJesus Christ I need a life -_-

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 5:19pm

    Juicy penus

  • 44 61
    Submitted by skeezer on Jun 25, 10 at 11:03am

    You mean all rough and covered with moss and bugs?

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jun 20, 10 at 9:44am

    That's hot.

  • 46 74
    Submitted by whointucson on Jun 19, 10 at 6:40pm

    LAST!!!

  • 43 85
    Submitted by hoover72 on Jun 19, 10 at 9:10pm

    I think it's choad. I could be wrong

  • Submitted by superhead on Jun 19, 10 at 4:03pm

    First !!