What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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