how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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