I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I love you. Go after that dick
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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