No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
