Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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