There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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