Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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