This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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