well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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