bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
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