Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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