Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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