i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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