I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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This was my text. Sadly, all of the corresponding comments are also true.
Or bad anal sex and telling him the truth about bad anal sex, it's a vicious circle
This is by far one of the better texts I have read.
Thanks. Meet my idiot friends sometime. There's plenty where that came from.
Prison leads to anal sex. Anal sex leads to good behavior. Good behavior leads to probation. Probate lead him back to you. You get good anal sex!
tequila leads to great times
Wow thats sad
and so the cycle of life goes on.
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Prison leads to getting shanked then someone fucking the stab wound until you die. Way to kill someone with the truth!
So essentially truth leads to prison...