I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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This is by far one of the better texts I have read.
Thanks. Meet my idiot friends sometime. There's plenty where that came from.
Or bad anal sex and telling him the truth about bad anal sex, it's a vicious circle
This was my text. Sadly, all of the corresponding comments are also true.
Wow thats sad
tequila leads to great times
Prison leads to anal sex. Anal sex leads to good behavior. Good behavior leads to probation. Probate lead him back to you. You get good anal sex!
and so the cycle of life goes on.
This text message originated from : Northeast
So essentially truth leads to prison...
Prison leads to getting shanked then someone fucking the stab wound until you die. Way to kill someone with the truth!