We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
is it fun? or sober?
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