just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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