u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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