Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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