i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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