awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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