I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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