Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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