dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
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11:47 = total douche. She didn't look at you , think she couldn't have you, so she blew the other dude. Probably she looked at you, didn't like you, saw you checking her out, got desperate to blow you off and blew the other dude. Or maybe she didn't give a fuck about you and was an ugly stupid whore who just blows guys under the table at white trash clubs
you're... I know YOU ARE flexible
11:59 FTW! HAHAHAHA
oooh 11:59. you just made my day.
The only thing that would make it better is if it were amputee porn.
TIFFANY NO!!!! WHY??WHY????
and @11:34pm + 2:01pm
wow. the only thing that would make it better is if they started doing it right there on the spot.
11:47 did she at least let you swallow his load?
wow 11:37 you're so cool other people always hook up in front of you?
no no no 1:15 FTW! hahaha
ocean city = SHIT HOLE! might as well just go take a shit in the tub and sit there with it for a few hours.
dude, that happens to me all the time. how would that be a porno, that's just real life. obviously you're just not that cool
They probably knew each other / made-out before that moment, but that was just when he realized she'd be awesome in the sack.
should have offered to spot
um obviously talking about ocean city, md you moron. did you not see the other post about this. ocean city and seacrets are the biggest white trash places in the world. seacrets is fun, but serious white trash
thats definitely a pronz
1:10 now I know YOU ARE a douche
yeah they always see me and wanna just go at it. it's pretty awesome. like one time at seacrets in ocean city, this girl was blowin a dude under a table after she looked at me and knew she couldn't have me, so she settled for the other dude. my life is pretty much a porno, it's awesome
12:04 must be talkin bout OC, NJ... not MD. LOVE Seacrets :D
They were probably boyfriend and girlfriend, and they planned the whole thing out just to mess with people.