Dual....:-)
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
do nipples grow back?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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