hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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