My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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